BERSERKER

How long have you been skating?
Almost a year exactly, since 2009 when I went to my first practice.

Who is your derby idol?
Mae Lay and Sally Von Trample are my heroes for getting this big messy thing (TTRB) started, working tirelessly to make it happen, being totally cool about it and giving skaters the opportunity to grow with the league.

What derby-related injuries, if any, have you had?
A bruised ego.

What do you like most about roller derby?
Derby has widened my social circle...it made me get to know people who I wouldn't ordinarily become friends with because they are so different from me.

Do you have a quote/saying that mean lot to you?
"Twice the pride, double the fall." --Count Dooku

If you could give any advice to a new or interested skater, what would it be?
Get a custom mouth guard, asap, and wash your gear, often.

What are your likes?
Fast food, plaid, classic rock, rabbits, dudes, beards.

What are your dislikes?
Fish, sweat, latte art, tequila, excessive piercings, when someone holds the elevator for you even though you really just want to wait for the next one.

What is your beverage of choice?
Six bottles of Bud Light.

If you could be anything other than human, what would you be?
A mutant. But a cute one.