Stank A Pantz

Q. What brought you to the Tilted Thunder Rail Birds?
A. I was friendless and needed a hobby.

Q. How did you come up with your name?
A. I didn't exactly come up with it. I wore some stellar pants to a skate at Greenlake and the rest evolved naturally from there.

Q. What inspires you to kick butt like you do?
A. Probably my lack of an attention span and my natural ability to have immense amounts of energy without caffeine or sleep.

Q. What is the best part about doing derby?
A. Having the never ending support of my leaguemates... or having a legitimate way to spend all my money.

Q. What advice would you give the new chicks?
A. Don't hesitate, relax, and just do it.

Q. What is your most embarrassing moment?
A. It started with an old pair of jeans. I had walked approximately one mile to school, and when I sat down in class my pants ripped. I'm not talking about a small hole, it was a gaping hole at least four inches in diameter. Everyone behind me at any given point in the day got a nice show.

Q. What do you do when you’re not skating?
A. I spend most of my time trying to not fail out of college. Other than that I like to watch General Hospital, go running, and hanging out with many of my awesome family members.

Q. What is your beverage of choice?
A. Trader Joe's Pomegranate Limeade.

Q. If you could be an animal, what would you be?
A. Liger.

And lastly, if you were caught in an elevator with the leading man or woman of your dreams, right now, what color underwear would they catch you in?
A. I am highly offended by this question.