Season 5 photo by Danny Ngan

ROYAL CRUSH

You know the story of Alice In Wonderland? Well the story failed to mention the Queen of Heart’s Red Army – The Royal Crush. Hold onto your heads when these ladies hit the track! These skaters are as merciless as the Queen of Hearts herself.

 

Benson Bruiser
320
Creep Suzette
13
DeeWitched
1968
Ellaphobia
00
Girl Plower
67
GoldiRocks
3
Legs Get’em, co-captain
425
Narca Lexie, co-captain
ZZZ
Tae Kwon DOPE
2-11
Tasha Skar
1701
James Stanfield
Royal Crush Coach

 

ALUMNI & RETIRED ROYAL CRUSH:

Aero Pain – 747
Beast Infection – M7
Block n Blue – TK0
Bonnie Vile – 750cc
Feara Nightly – 12am
Harriet Thugman – 3/5ths
Iron Manda – 12-24

J.CREWella – 101
Kit Curry – 1904
MK Ultra – 503
Nesta Viperz – 708
Nicki Karnaj – c.1990
Sally Von Trample – 245
Scrappers D-Lite – 1-2-3-4

Smolderine – 111
Sobriety Tess – .08
Sunny Wytha Chansapain – 100%
Tripsy Daisy – 00psy
White Collar Brawler – 925