Saint Hellions
Captains
| Shirley Sore – 86'd |
| Tomato Tornado – V8 |
Team Members
| Arti Chokehold – 818 |
| Catti LaBelle – 808 |
| Crusher Frequency – 44.1 kHz |
| Flogg'n Mauly – 29 forever |
| Gringa Kpinga – 99 |
| Killz 4 Thrillz – 4 |
| Krista Lies – Ice-9 |
| Le Danse Macabre – 14 |
| Mae Lay – .506 |
| Restraining Ordered – 303!!! |
| Sweet Ca-Roll-ine – 8.5 |
Coach
| Tomato Tornado – V8 |
Alumni
| Daisy Juke – CJ-7 |
