Season 5 photo by Danny Ngan

Saint Hellions

Spawned from the bowels of Mount St. Helens herself, the Saint Hellions decided to stay above the earth wreaking havoc on any opponent that crosses their path. As Season 3 and 4 Champions, the evil volcano vixens burn down the track and everything in their path, only offering salvation to those who celebrate their wrath.

 

Bounce of Madness
789
Catti LaBelle
808
Crusher Frequency, co-captain
44.1 kHz
Dirty D. Stroyher
31
Gringa Kpinga
99
Lumber Smack, co-captain
2x4
MRSA
O157:H7
pamDemic
H1N1
SciFi Wasabi
1999
Scream Puff
300 cals
Tyler Burden
Saint Hellions Coach

 

ALUMNI & RETIRED HELLIONS:

Anne Smashaway – 253
Arti Chokehold – 818
Epi PenDemonium – 0.3mg
Flogg'n Mauly – 29 forever

JackSIN McNasty – 407
Killz 4 Thrillz – 4
KT Swoosh – 2011
Mae Lay – .506

Meanie Reenie – 242
Restraining Ordered – 303!!!
Shirley Sore – 86'd