Season 5 photo by Danny Ngan

ROYAL CRUSH

You know the story of Alice In Wonderland? Well the story failed to mention the Queen of Heart’s Red Army – The Royal Crush. Hold onto your heads when these ladies hit the track! These skaters are as merciless as the Queen of Hearts herself.

 

Benson Bruiser
320
Creep Suzette, co-captain
13
DeeWitched
1968
Ellaphobia
00
GoldiRocks
3
Legs Get’em
425
MK Ultra, co-captain
subject 503
Tasha Skar
1701
James Stanfield
Royal Crush Coach

 

ALUMNI & RETIRED ROYAL CRUSH:

Aero Pain – 747
Beast Infection – M7
Block n Blue – TK0
Bonnie Vile – 750cc
Girl Plower – 67
Feara Nightly – 12am
Harriet Thugman – 3/5ths
Iron Manda – 12-24

J.CREWella – 101
Kit Curry – 1904
MK Ultra – 503
Narca Lexie – ZZZ
Nesta Viperz – 708
Nicki Karnaj – c.1990
Sally Von Trample – 245

Scrappers D-Lite – 1-2-3-4
Smolderine – 111
Sobriety Tess – .08
Sunny Wytha Chansapain – 100%
Tae Kwon DOPE – 2-11
Tripsy Daisy – 00psy
White Collar Brawler – 925