Season 5 photo by Danny Ngan
Saint Hellions
Spawned from the bowels of Mount St. Helens herself, the Saint Hellions decided to stay above the earth wreaking havoc on any opponent that crosses their path. As Season 3, 4, and 6 Champions, the evil volcano vixens burn down the track and everything in their path, only offering salvation to those who celebrate their wrath.
Follow the Hellions:
Catti LaBelle
808
Crusher Frequency, co-captain
44.1 kHz
Dirty D. Stroyher
31
Finglebang
0.38
pamDemic
H1N1
SciFi Wasabi
1999
Scream Puff, co-captain
300 cals
Tyler Burden
Saint Hellions Coach
ALUMNI & RETIRED HELLIONS:
Anne Smashaway – 253
Arti Chokehold – 818
Bounce of Madness – 789
Candy Khorne – 16
Epi PenDemonium – 0.3mg
Flogg'n Mauly – 29 forever
Gringa Kpinga – 99
JackSIN McNasty – 407
Killz 4 Thrillz – 4
KT Swoosh – 2011
Lumber Smack – 2x4
Mae Lay – .506
Meanie Reenie – 242
MRSA – O157:H7
Restraining Ordered – 303!!!
Shirley Sore – 86'd