Season 5 photo by Danny Ngan
Saint Hellions

Spawned from the bowels of Mount St. Helens herself, the Saint Hellions decided to stay above the earth wreaking havoc on any opponent that crosses their path. As Season 3, 4, and 6 Champions, the evil volcano vixens burn down the track and everything in their path, only offering salvation to those who celebrate their wrath.






ALUMNI & RETIRED HELLIONS:
Anne Smashaway – 253
Arti Chokehold – 818
Bounce of Madness – 789
Candy Khorne – 16
Epi PenDemonium – 0.3mg
Finglebang – 0.38
Flogg'n Mauly – 29 forever
Gringa Kpinga – 99
JackSIN McNasty – 407
Killz 4 Thrillz – 4
KT Swoosh – 2011
Lumber Smack – 2x4
Mae Lay – .506
Meanie Reenie – 242
MRSA – O157:H7
Restraining Ordered – 303!!!
SciFi Wasabi – 1999
Shirley Sore – 86'd